I see 'em, but how do I get 'em?
Click on 'em then save 'em somewhere you can find 'em.

How do I make it so that I am able to use the fonts?
After downloading, you need to unzip it with a zipping program, like Winzip. When unzipping, move the files into the C:\Windows\Fonts\ directory. Piece o' pie, eh?

Would you put all the fonts into a single zip for me?
How very lazy of you. No.

What font is used as the title of this page?
The font is called Santa's Sleigh.

Why isn't it available for download?
Um, it is. Have you even looked through my site?

Should I really pay the shareware fee?
Why are you asking me? I'm not your mother.

Where do you get all your quotes?
I have my sources. Some come from the lovely and talented Miss Shigatsu, the amorphous Ryan Eanes, and my heros at Bad Candy.

Would you compile all the quotes into a humongo list for my lazy butt to copy and use elsewhere?
No. I stole them fair and square, and you need to learn to do likewise.

These questions really aren't frequently asked, are they.
I don't know if that's really any of your business.

If you would like some more useless answers, why not badger me?